Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!
After seeing how Shadowheart, Astarion and Gale correct you when you make a mistake while repeating the Gale resurrection steps, I can’t help but imagine building any IKEA furniture with the lot of them.
Tav: *trying to build in peace*
Astarion, with the exasperation of a tired mother while holding the instruction manual: Wrong, darling. That screw goes here.
Shadowheart, sitting on the couch with a glass of wine: No, you donkey. Clockwise is in.
Mr. Let-Me-Explain-This aka Gale: Ah, come on now. You know that we use the long side of the allenkey as a handle because we get a much better grip that way. See? Doesn’t that turn much easier now? The science magic behind that is actually quite fascinating, you see, since it … *continues to explain the invention of the allenkey and its various functionalities*
Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man
I say “oh don’t worry he doesn’t bite” and you’re confused because you don’t see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace
